Dear McDonald’s Corp.,
Please stop putting crack in your iced vanilla coffee. I can’t resist it. It affecting my wallet and, I’m sure, my hips. It’s the ONLY thing that could get me to go to McDonald’s after watching Supersize Me and I’m ashamed of my addiction, especially of being seen in your drive-through line. Thank you for giving me something in common with my grandma, who also loves your iced coffee, but really, please just stop making it so goooooood so I can give it up.
Pleadingly yours (NOT YOURS! NOOO!),
Check out this funny book trailer for Samara O’Shea’s Note to Self.
I luuuuuuuurrrrrrrve Jamey for putting this animated bit of hilariousness on her blog and making sure I saw it.